The Starbucks Oracle…

5 Nov

The all-knowing Oracle of Starbucks
Behold the Oracle’s wisdom:
Personality type: Hippie
In addition to being a hippie, you are a hypochondriac and a health nut. You secretly think that your insistence on only consuming all-natural products is because you’re so intelligent and well-informed; it’s actually because you’re a sucker. You’ve dabbled in Wicca or other pseudo-religions that attract morons and have changed your sexual orientation a few times this year. You probably live in California. Everyone who drinks Grande soy iced white peppermint mochas should be forced to eat a McDonald’s bacon cheeseburger.Also drinks: Beverages with lots of marketing that says they’re herbal and organic. Can also be found at: Whole Foods, indoor rock climbing facilities

If you have no idea what this is, go check out “Reproductive Jeans”(s) post for today – link to your left. I thought this was SO funny (99% not true, but creepy that it knew I lived in Cali, lol). Go check it out for your self…its great for a smile. Thanks Jeans. πŸ˜‰


2 Responses to “The Starbucks Oracle…”

  1. JJ November 5, 2007 at 9:33 pm #

    Haha! Good one!=) Glad you had fun with it!

  2. The Town Criers November 7, 2007 at 8:21 pm #

    Oracle said I was a freak and an asshat. I still bought my white mocha this morning regardless πŸ™‚

    Definitely do a write up for Twelve and a Half and email me the link (

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